Archive for August 2nd, 2009

Ah demands equahletee, suckah!

August 2, 2009

Equalities minister Harriet Harman (of a big-nosed persuasion) has defended the head of the Equality and Human Rights Commission, (EHRC) Trevor Phillips.

Niggers be spreadin n’shit!

August 2, 2009

Scientists find new strain of HIV

Alright, class! Can anyone write an essay on the many layers of TNB present in this article?

It don bee gettin bettah dan this, niggaz!

July 2, 2009

A marketing blunder in Nigeria has got online communities all of a twitter, after a joint oil and gas venture with Russia was named Nigaz.

You’re kidding me, right?

July 2, 2009

A woman who lived down the street accused his two pit bulls, one named Savage, of attacking her smaller dog.

Only in Baltimore?!

July 2, 2009

This map gives the viewer a breakdown of violent crimes committed in Baltimore on the basis of race, among other distinctions.

Wheh Jabari at? Wheh Jabari at, girl?….Boy, you ain’t gonna fine him, cuz he dead n’shit!

July 2, 2009

The boys, then ages 3 and 5, called Phillip Queen “Uncle Snake”- and Jabari, the younger one, feared him.

He clung to his mother whenever Queen called for him, and when his mother, Gladys Stocks, found an unexplained bruise on the boy’s chest, she privately confronted her boyfriend but never called police. It was easier to avoid the fighting and the police, she testified, than to confront reality and send her boyfriend back to jail.

At the urging of his mother, Queen, 29, pleaded guilty Tuesday to the second-degree murder of 3-year-old Jabari Stocks moments before the victim’s elder brother, now 7 and the sole witness to the crime, was to have testified before a Baltimore jury.

Nigga boy-frien’ bee jealous oh his girl-frien’s tree-yee-ah-ole chile! Sos hee dun killz him!

Officer, officer! I can identify him!

July 2, 2009

An unidentified man was fatally stabbed about 11:20 p.m. Tuesday at the intersection of Harlem and Wheeler avenues in West Baltimore, according to city police.

HE BLACK!!!

Now git, sucka!

July 2, 2009

Except for a small uptick in 2006, the city’s population has been on a half-century decline.

Balmer bee losin its peeps, dawg!

Ahz stahtin’ dis jonks up again, niggaz! Gets ready foh sum moh laughin n’shit!

July 2, 2009

Get outta mah pussy, bitch!

April 2, 2008

[14 year old] Teen Gives Birth At [Junior High]

School, Kills Baby In Toilet

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” …Wha! Why yo ass ain’t goin down duh muthufukin toilet n’shit?!”