Niggah Michael Alfinez be abusin duh el-deh-lee!
Archive for April, 2008
Gangster video stars gun-waving granny
April 30, 2008Nig[g]erian Boxing
April 30, 2008
“Nigga, Ah’ze gonna karate-chop yo dick!”

“Ah’z duh missin’-link o’ boxin, sucka!”
Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital
April 30, 2008Deh bruddahs be stealin” black dicks ‘nshit!
Two Niggers in England Watch a Fellow Nigger Drown to Death for Stealing a Bike
April 30, 2008Two “men” who forced a boy into a flooded clay pit and watched him drown have been jailed for five-and-a-half years.
Mozambique poh-leese be killin’ ‘n’ cappin’!
April 29, 2008Tyrone be courtin’
April 25, 2008Marine Tyrone Hadnott [I'm sure he had more than one] found guilty of raping 14-year old Okinawan girl.
Jamarl be filmin n’shit!
April 24, 2008Police arrest man for filming under women’s skirts.
Read this to learn more about this up-and-cumming, young African-American film director.
Geez, doesn’t Bonobo sexual behavior sound a lot like some other people we know…..nome sayn?
April 22, 2008Sexual intercourse plays a major role in Bonobo society, being used as a greeting, a means of conflict resolution and post-conflict reconciliation, and as favors traded by the females in exchange for food. With the exception of a pair of Congoese gorillas caught in the act[14], Bonobos were thought to be the only non-human apes [time to rethink this friend! hahahaha!] to have been observed engaging in all of the following sexual activities: face-to-face genital sex (most frequently female-female, then male-female and male-male), tongue kissing, and oral sex.[15] More recently, however, gorillas have been observed to engage in face-to-face sex.[16] In scientific literature, the female-female sex is often referred to as GG rubbing or genital-genital rubbing. [shake it girl!]
Sexual activity happens within the immediate family as well as outside it, and often involves adults and children, even infants.[17] [sounds a helluva lot like niggers to me! hahaha!] Bonobos do not form permanent relationships with individual partners. [read the previous comment!] They also do not seem to discriminate in their sexual behavior by gender or age [Dey be bruddas, yo!] , with the possible exception of sexual intercourse between mothers and their adult sons; some observers believe these pairings are taboo. When Bonobos come upon a new food source or feeding ground, the increased excitement will usually lead to communal sexual activity [sheeeeeeet!], presumably decreasing tension and allowing for peaceful feeding.
Bonobo males frequently engage in various forms of male-male genital sex (frot).[19][20][21] [On the down-lo!] One form has two males hang from a tree limb face-to-face while “penis fencing”[22][23]. Frot may also occur where two males rub their penises together while in missionary position [Afro-fusion?]. A special form of frot called “rump rubbing” occurs to express reconciliation between two males after a conflict, where they stand back-to-back and rub their scrotal sacs together. [Peace is made between the Nation of Islam and the NAACP].
She grajewated ea’lee from niggah cah-lej!
April 21, 2008“Foxy Brown looks like a Bonobo with make-up!
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The punishment stemmed from an attack on two Manhattan nail salon stylists over a $20 (£10) manicure in 2004, which led to three years probation.
She was then jailed last September when she was accused of hitting a woman with a mobile phone and a judge ruled she was not taking probation seriously.
She spent 76 days in isolation after having a fight with another inmate.
