Archive for April, 2008

Gangster video stars gun-waving granny

April 30, 2008

Niggah Michael Alfinez be abusin duh el-deh-lee!

Nig[g]erian Boxing

April 30, 2008


“Nigga, Ah’ze gonna karate-chop yo dick!”


“Ah’z duh missin’-link o’ boxin, sucka!”

Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital

April 30, 2008

Deh bruddahs be stealin” black dicks ‘nshit!

Heah, sucka!

Indianpolis Nigger Gratuitously Shoots Pregnant Bank-Teller, Killing Unborn Twins

April 30, 2008

Two Niggers in England Watch a Fellow Nigger Drown to Death for Stealing a Bike

April 30, 2008

Two “men” who forced a boy into a flooded clay pit and watched him drown have been jailed for five-and-a-half years.

Mozambique poh-leese be killin’ ‘n’ cappin’!

April 29, 2008

Tyrone be courtin’

April 25, 2008

Marine Tyrone Hadnott [I'm sure he had more than one] found guilty of raping 14-year old Okinawan girl.

Jamarl be filmin n’shit!

April 24, 2008

Police arrest man for filming under women’s skirts.

Read this to learn more about this up-and-cumming, young African-American film director.

Geez, doesn’t Bonobo sexual behavior sound a lot like some other people we know…..nome sayn?

April 22, 2008

Sexual intercourse plays a major role in Bonobo society, being used as a greeting, a means of conflict resolution and post-conflict reconciliation, and as favors traded by the females in exchange for food. With the exception of a pair of Congoese gorillas caught in the act[14], Bonobos were thought to be the only non-human apes [time to rethink this friend! hahahaha!] to have been observed engaging in all of the following sexual activities: face-to-face genital sex (most frequently female-female, then male-female and male-male), tongue kissing, and oral sex.[15] More recently, however, gorillas have been observed to engage in face-to-face sex.[16] In scientific literature, the female-female sex is often referred to as GG rubbing or genital-genital rubbing. [shake it girl!]

Sexual activity happens within the immediate family as well as outside it, and often involves adults and children, even infants.[17] [sounds a helluva lot like niggers to me! hahaha!] Bonobos do not form permanent relationships with individual partners. [read the previous comment!] They also do not seem to discriminate in their sexual behavior by gender or age [Dey be bruddas, yo!] , with the possible exception of sexual intercourse between mothers and their adult sons; some observers believe these pairings are taboo. When Bonobos come upon a new food source or feeding ground, the increased excitement will usually lead to communal sexual activity [sheeeeeeet!], presumably decreasing tension and allowing for peaceful feeding.

Bonobo males frequently engage in various forms of male-male genital sex (frot).[19][20][21] [On the down-lo!] One form has two males hang from a tree limb face-to-face while “penis fencing”[22][23]. Frot may also occur where two males rub their penises together while in missionary position [Afro-fusion?]. A special form of frot called “rump rubbing” occurs to express reconciliation between two males after a conflict, where they stand back-to-back and rub their scrotal sacs together. [Peace is made between the Nation of Islam and the NAACP].

She grajewated ea’lee from niggah cah-lej!

April 21, 2008

Foxy Brown looks like a Bonobo with make-up!

The punishment stemmed from an attack on two Manhattan nail salon stylists over a $20 (£10) manicure in 2004, which led to three years probation.

She was then jailed last September when she was accused of hitting a woman with a mobile phone and a judge ruled she was not taking probation seriously.

She spent 76 days in isolation after having a fight with another inmate.