Not the Marion Barry you had in mind? Don't worry, this'll just give you the runs. It won't sodomize you!
This crack-headed coon, Mehrion Behrr (translated into Human: Marion Barry), has been in the news for decades. He is the former four-time mayor of D.C. (the District of Coons), world-chimpion..er..champion of kick-backs (or, in his case, swing-backs) for his peeps, whore-picker-upper, and now, a vindicated wildlife-stalker (ex-girlfriend, that is). He was busted (n’jonks!) by the FBI for smoking crack with a prostitute while murred (translated into Human: married). Yes, he was re-elected by his coonish constituency, his drug addiction notwithstanding. Let’s hear it for coonery n’shit!
