Dave, you bee all funny n’shit!

Dawg, tanks foh yo muthufukin inputs! Now get yo bitch-ass outta mah face, nigga, and get me some o’dat trippin fries from mickie-deez.

 

Sheeeeet, yo!

Uncanny!

Girl, wheh wuz Jeezaaz, when you was TNB'ed 'nshit?

Police have released scant information about the killing of 61-year-old Carol Daniels, whose body was found Sunday inside the Christ Holy Sanctified Church, a weather-beaten building on a rundown block[black neighborhood] near downtown Anadarko [AnaDARKo?!]. A preliminary autopsy deemed Daniels’ death a homicide caused by “multiple sharp force injuries,” said Cherokee Ballard, spokeswoman for the state Medical Examiner’s office. She declined to discuss further details.

“I’ve prosecuted over 50 murders,” District Attorney Bret Burns said. “This is the most horrific crime scene I’ve ever witnessed.” He declined to elaborate, saying he did not want to jeopardize the investigation.

Got niggers?

Got problems!

You best be makin dis heah investments, nigga!

Tanks two Obama, weez niggaz fine-eh-lee gonna getz rich!

Youz wanna gets rich n’quick, mah niggz?! Youz wanna gets dat ho-moe-beel?! Youz wanna buy dat kickin grillz?! Huh, dawg???

Den you best be gettin you nigga-ass two dis heah webpage cuz dey be sellin money!

Get you gen-u-ein afro-dough, soez you can getz dat hoez to blowz!

Now getz, cuz you be deservin to getz dat black-ass bubble bootie, yo!

Wee bee in chaage now, muthufukaz!

On Janu-ware nineth, Dixon wuz indictez on twelve muthufukin counts, including pehhrjury, teft, and misconductz. The chaa-ges stemz pahtly from incidentses in which she allegedly done misappropriated gift caa-des intended for the poh n'shit.

Police Commissioner Frederick H. Bealefeld III ordered a renewed crackdown Sunday on suspected gang activity in the downtown area in response to a weekend shooting at Baltimore’s Inner Harbor attributed to rival gang members.
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Baltimore Mayor Sheila Dixon, sounding frustrated in her first comments on the incident, stressed that such violence “isn’t happening in Woodlawn and it isn’t happening in Columbia.” She called for police officers to watch the area more closely.

In late spring, random assaults linked to youths roving downtown, including the Inner Harbor, prompted police to add three dozen [awww shit dawg!] officers to the area.

Lemme tellz you someting, woban! Duh reason Woodlaawn ain’t gots duh problemz ob inneh shitty Baal-mer iz cuz deys aint gots no laage pop-you-lationz ob niggaz, mah nigga!

We have an adage in Farsi

You shake dat thang, girl!

“The uglier the monkey, the more it beautifies itself.”

What a wonderfully witty new site!

Stuff Black People Don’t Like

Ah demands equahletee, suckah!

Equalities minister Harriet Harman (of a big-nosed persuasion) has defended the head of the Equality and Human Rights Commission, (EHRC) Trevor Phillips.

Niggers be spreadin n’shit!

Scientists find new strain of HIV

Alright, class! Can anyone write an essay on the many layers of TNB present in this article?